For this experiment, two people were placed on opposite sides of a room with their mouths covered. THey were made to stare at each other while another person sat next to each of them with a computer. The rules: the two without computers can only communicate by whispering to those next to them who in turn would IM the message to their counterpart who would then whisper the message to the recipient. This way each particpant could maintain eye contact and communicate with whispers across a room. Also the nature of the middle man is similar to a having a translator. Naturally translator’s can take control of the conversation. This is what happens.
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12:41amRachel
hi
12:41amJackie
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
you’re taking too long
laaaaaaammmmmmeeee
12:42amRachel
skip it
john: i know what you did last summer
12:42amJackie
or who….
lol sorry
12:42amRachel
she doesn’t even know
look at john
i can see the fear in your eyes
12:43amJackie
it IS stupid
TELEPATHY!
omg
12:43amRachel
john is so coool
rachel is jealous
dan is such a dork
12:44amJackie
maybe fuck yourself
12:44amRachel
john is stupid
12:44amJackie
false
i personally like john
12:45amJackie
…
12:45amRachel
john this is stupid
12:46amJackie
i disagree
i have no idea, no you come up with something
12:47amRachel
follow the rules of the game or else you will die
12:47amJackie
o my god hahahaha, more hahahaha
12:48amRachel
this is NOT a joke
you look asian when you squint
12:48amJackie
you think everyone looks fucking asian
12:49amRachel
if it wasnt for your curly brown hair i would ask which sweat shop you worked in
don’t look at the screen jackie
you have to maintain eye contact with me
12:50amJackie
fine octopus
12:50amRachel
what?
where is the octopus?
12:50amJackie
wouldn’t you like to know
i can see it from where im standing
12:51amRachel
look at me
huhuhuh
wheres the fucking octopus???
12:51amJackie
cocksucker
12:51amRachel
ohhhhh
ohhh god that was harsh
i just dont know what to do
12:52amJackie
thats what the octopus said
12:52amRachel
i hope you don’t enjoy your next meal
12:52amJackie
i hope you get constipated taking your next shit
12:52amRachel
thats impossible, girls don;t poop
you should know
if your a girl
12:53amJackie
maybe your not who i think i am
12:53amRachel
gasp
are you the octopus?
12:53amJackie
the octopus has left the building
12:54amRachel
i don’t give a FUCK about the octopus
i just wanna know, do you poop?
12:55amJackie
the octopus is important because it has the answer to the question
12:55amRachel
;this is how the owrld wil be in a couple of years the girls will be teliing the boys what to do
air high five
12:55amJackie
terrible slap didn’t make the right noise
your a filthy whore
….
12:57amRachel
are you ready dan?
12:57amJackie
oh i’m ready
12:57amRachel
cos i’m gonna open a can of whoop-ass
12:58amJackie
cool i like that kind of stuff
12:58amRachel
faggot
12:58amJackie
well i do shower with guys
12:59amRachel
you never invite me faggot
12:59amJackie
cause i never realized you were a fag
1:00amRachel
well i’m not a fag cocksucker
1:01amJackie
really? why did fred tell me about that one time outside kimmel that you two had a little [ ]
1:02amRachel
fred’s a liar and a thief and a traitor to his country and he has better facial hair than you
1:02amJackie
i don’t associate with liars and cheats so i guess me and fred will no longer have [ ] together
fred’s facial hair can go fuck itself
1:03amRachel
<fart>
1:03amJackie
excuse me for a second i need to use the restroom
if i could raise one eyebrow, i would
…at you guys
1:04amRachel
jackie this is what it would be like if john and dan had an interpreter or an online translator this is the future suck it
1:05amJackie
so you wouldn’t need women…nice. faggot.
1:05amRachel
actually they would need women
to do the typing
1:05amJackie
rachel take over!
1:05amRachel
yeah i know, right!
girls rule
we’re gonna own the world
1:05amJackie
yaaaaaay
1:05amRachel
boys are all farters
1:06amJackie
right, they’re more smelly because they poop and such
1:06amRachel
right
we’re the brains
we have the power
1:07amJackie
not TOO massive a shit i suppose
the consciences have taken over
1:07amRachel
john just says he knows how to lick his butt
he has no idea i just sent that
john just said ‘we have a mutiny on our hands’ but don’t tell dan b/c dan is a man and by virtue an idiot
1:08amJackie
there was piss on the seats and it was crusty and hard on there. it was gross. so i had to switch stalls
1:08amRachel
‘you’re taking this mutiny way too far, down boy down’
‘you’re typing the wrong shit’
‘dan i lost control of my consciounce i think i’m loosing my mind. i’m talking to myself i don’t know what to do’
what a jackass
‘it’s like i have tourettes… testicle’
i dont know what the fuck john is talking about
jackie stop obeying him and just hit him
1:10amJackie
call him a dospot
1:10amRachel
you hate the look he gives you
so kill him
1:11amJackie
with what?
1:11amRachel
it’s ok, consciounse i’m adressing the consciounse
1:11amJackie
yes
1:11amRachel
your fist
1:11amJackie
KILL him with my FIST?
my fists of fury
of pain
1:11amRachel
‘i feel like something’s getting lost in translation dan’ yes, you’re fist jackie
1:11amJackie
of DEATH!
1:11amRachel
YES OF DEATH
john is saying stuff…. whatever…
1:12amJackie
he’s been overriden
oh well
1:12amRachel
‘somethings getting lost in the translation i’m trying to tell you’
‘what if this happened every day’
‘what if everything you’ve ever said to me is not what i heard’
1:13amJackie
‘tell john i miss him. i wish we could meet up because our computers are rebelling against us’
jeez what a faggot
1:13amRachel
i know he showers with guys what do you expect
1:13amJackie
DEEP SHIT
1:13amRachel
‘i’m getting mixed signals’
1:14amJackie
‘tell rachel to shut the fuck up’
1:14amRachel
john’s going homo
1:14amJackie
‘word up’
tell him there’s a position open on our team. you can be a starting short stop
1:15amRachel
he looks kind of like just jack from will and grace now that i think about it
fuckin flamer
‘come now dan i can only handle so many balls at one time’
1:16amJackie
do they include mine
1:16amRachel
john wants dan so bad i can tell
see?
seeeeeee?
1:16amJackie
why is john talking in the third person all of the sudden?
jeez these guys are not smart!
1:16amRachel
JACK… when i don’t use the quotes it’s what i say
1:16amJackie
love you rachel
yeah i forgot
1:16amRachel
it’s cool
you’re a woman and not so bright
jk
1:17amJackie
thanks
rachel, you’re the smartest one. you can save us all!
or doom us all…
1:18amRachel
this was a very i wish i would’ve documented this
it was a very good art prokecy
din’t you feel like we didn’t
this iws what happen
this is why the un doesn’t function
1:19amJackie
‘tell john that i really like that maroon sweatshirt. it looks very good on him;
aaooooow
1:19amRachel
i don’t need words any more
‘my guns do all the talking for me’
1:20amJackie
lock and load baby!
1:21amRachel
john is totally aroused
1:21amJackie
good *wink*
1:21amRachel
please dan not in public
1:22amJackie
fair enough. later. when no one is around
baby
1:22amRachel
except maybe fred
jackie can you ask dan to ask john to put his sweatshirt back on
1:22amJackie
wtf is wei chang doing? she’s just sitting there. it’s kinda weird dontcha think
tell john to take ALL of it off
1:23amRachel
‘i’ll give you a dollar to steal wei chang’s orange’
1:24amJackie
i think its a tangerine
1:24amRachel
‘fuck you faggot’
1:24amJackie
deal!
pay up!
1:24amRachel
‘that’s why i’m a shortstop’
<snap>
fuck!
fuck exclamation point
1:25amJackie
me?
me??
1:26amRachel
“f my l’
L
F MY L
it was an L
L
L
l
L
L
L
1:26amJackie
call john a filthy slut
john is a filthy slut!!!!!
not a classy one either
don’t play with balls you can’t handle
1:27amRachel
(no response)
1:28amJackie
BI-ATCH!
1:28amRachel
“at least i don’t sell out for a dollar you whore”
1:28amJackie
but i’m a classy whore
unlike you you filthy slut!
i’m a lady of the night dammit. and good one!
1:29amRachel
‘i’ve never been called a filthy slut before’
that’s hard for me to believe-rachel
1:29amJackie
not like that crazy bitch from american psycho who got killed by the chainsaw. she’s a dumbass
now, she was a whore!
1:30amRachel
‘i’m leaving and i’m taking the purple sex pillow with me’
‘you can have your fucking bour-BON’
1:31amJackie
what about juan’s phone number? the know, the big latino guy we met at the club last week…the guy who dances on you
1:31amRachel
‘at least i don’t need a rolex watch up my ass to get turned on’
1:32amJackie
not a rolex, a mercedes would do the trick
*not only a rolex
or tom hanks
1:33amRachel
we’re done, we’re done here
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